Monday, April 11, 2011

Gbagbo Captured by French Forces, Cocoa Plunges $100

From Reuters:
BreakingNews: French special forces hand Ivory Coast's Gbagbo to the rebel opposition, after tanks forced their way into his residence. 

Cocoa instantly plunges $100/ contract on the news, to the joy of chocolate lovers the world over.

We attempted to reach Blythe Masters for comment, but she is currently tied up in meetings to determine which despot needs to be captured in order to send silver plunging.