Buffett--- I stole this wallet fair and square. Blankfein---No, I stole it. And I can prove it. Buffett---Ok, I'm game, who'se is it? Blankfein---Yours, you dumbass. After you gave Moynihan at B of A $5 billion I knew you were easy. Dumbass! Now gimme my damn wallet
Anon, I'm a sucker for love stories, and with the Academy Awards and all, how can you not play up those puppy love eyes of "I'm Doing God's Work", as he gazes at Warren's fat wallet and licks his chops for more.
Two guys are walking along the street when they come across the body of a nude, dead woman. Hey, let's screw her, said one. The other replied, are you nuts? She doesn't have any money on her.
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I'll keep smiling for the camera Buffet, but if you don't let go of my wallet, there's gonna be a serious can of whup ass opened here..2 OZ.
"Warren, (slowly) now give me my wallet back...Warren?"
"Spartans take up more wallet than cash, loverboy"!
Buffett--- I stole this wallet fair and square.
Blankfein---No, I stole it. And I can prove it.
Buffett---Ok, I'm game, who'se is it?
Blankfein---Yours, you dumbass. After you gave Moynihan at B of A $5 billion I knew you were easy. Dumbass! Now gimme my damn wallet
Ok, ok, try not to look like a dog with a new bone, I know this is what you want. Now go lay down!
Ok, ok, try not to look like a dog with a new bone, I know this is what you want. Now go lay down!
future cell mates in Atlanta Federal Prison
You can have the Benjamins, but those silver certificates are mine!
"We just jacked this wallet from a 99%'er! Slummin' it is fun!"
goldman's sachs ceo theft that valet to pay his loan back to soro
Yeah Lloyd, I told them while your bets may do harm, it's “like a church that’s running raffles on the weekend.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...
"The whole time I was massaging your balls through your pants was just a distraction to show you how I can always get at someones wallet."
Buffet & Blankfein play Keep Away with Bernanke's bottomless wallet.
"Money is the route of all evil Lloyd, and evil we are".
American's think that the the currency in this Wallet is money!
I can't believe I swallowed the whole thing, and as promised, I get all the cash in his wallet. Someone pinch me...I'm falling in love.
Good one SENILE. I think the best so far.
2 OZ.
Anon, I'm a sucker for love stories, and with the Academy Awards and all, how can you not play up those puppy love eyes of "I'm Doing God's Work", as he gazes at Warren's fat wallet and licks his chops for more.
Buffett: He's laughing now, but wait till he finds out he just sold me all his gold at the January 1st spot price !
Buffett: "Easy buddy, my secretary bought me this with her tax return."
- Silverstax
BlankCheck: Uncle Sam is great. We'll return what's left when we are done.
Warren: We should charge them for holding all the money!
LPP
Smile..... you're on Candid Camera
RR
I have been doing God's work. Please meet God.
who needs to pick pocket? We can do it LIKE THIS in front of your eyes...AND IT'S LEGAL!
Two guys are walking along the street when they come across the body of a nude, dead woman. Hey, let's screw her, said one. The other replied, are you nuts? She doesn't have any money on her.
"This man is my successor."
HA!HA!HA! We got the serfs believing this crap is money!
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