Monday, March 28, 2011

BREAKING: Plutonium Detected in Soil at Fukushima

BREAKING NEWS: Plutonium detected in soil at Fukushima nuke plantNote

Citizens with a flux capacitor apparently no longer have to deal with the Libyans, they can refuel their Delorean at Fukushima with a shovel.

Due to the seriousness of both situations, we will try our best to refrain from any further jokes involving the Libyans and plutonium.

This is an extremely serious development however, and we will be closely monitoring the situation.
Countdown to Tokyo evacuation (and associated complete worldwide market collapse) is on.