subpoena former MF Global head Jon Corzine over the theft of missing client funds at MF Global.
The Doc has obtained a preview of how this testimony is likely to go down.
Sir, is it true you were the head of a major US financial institution and were not registered with FINRA?
Ah, I plead the 5th!
Sir, would you tell us about the cartel you dealt with in your time stealing MF Global client funds?
Um, no, but I can tell you that I plead the fifizeth!
Exactly how much gold and silver did you steal from MF Global clients?
There are so many amendments in the Constitution of the United States of America- I can only choose one- 5th!!!!! Tell my boy Barack I'll meet him this afternoon at the FIFTH!!!!!