10. Check your mailbox hourly for that 21 month 0% APR credit card you applied for last week.
9. Make a prank call to somebody you don’t like (JP Morgue ring a bell?). When they answer, pretend they’ve just called a Chinese take-out restaurant and attempt to take their order. This is great fun, as the representatives get confused as he** but will not hang up. Make sure to privatize your number!
8. Keep refreshing your APMEX cart while you wait in the online checkout as the price keeps going down. Hey, you get 10 minutes, you might as well take full advantage of them!
7. Blink wildly followed by tightly closing your eyes for a great light show. When your sight gets back to normal, reload your Kitco screen. Still not happy, do it again!
6. Scratch yourself, even if nothing itches. Feels good doesn’t it?
5.. Repeat the same word until it loses it meaning. I recommend repeating one of the manipulator names taking down this silver market!
4. Make yourself as nauseated as possible. Take a baseball bat outside and place your forehead on the end of the bat. Spin around the bat in circles till you can’t stand up. Believe me, you won’t be thinking about the silver market when you are done with this one!
3. Start asking random people if they remember you. You may need some friends if this market doesn’t turn!
2. Call your grandma and ask her to borrow money. Make up a story about a broken down car, I don’t know…whatever it takes. You need more of that worthless green stuff for the #1 item on the list.
1. And the Top Thing to do in a Silver Sell-OFF. BUY MORE SILVER!!!!
