Naturally, The Doc has the perfect gift for Blythe in mind....
Currently up for auction on ebay is 1 toilet seat embedded with 78 unique 1964 US Silver coins.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lucite-Glass-toilet-seat-embedded-16-80-FV-90-1964-Silver-coins-BELOW-MELT-/220965322557?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item33728f3f3d
From the item description:
So what do you get the silver investor who has everything?
You get him/her a Round clear toilet seat embedded with 78 silver coins all minted in 1964! Total Face value is $16.80 with 12 Kennedy half dollars, 28 quarters and 38 dimes all minted in 1964. There is about 12 troy oz of pure silver in this seat. Talk about a conversation seat! Maybe not! You will be sitting on a lot of silver.
The seat is in used condition with some scratches, slight crazing in lucite in one area, oxidation on hinge, split on rubber pads. About 15 of the coins show discoloration. Overall the seat is in good usable condition and very unique.
What could be a more fitting gift and daily remembrance of our affection for the head of JPM's Commodity Division?
13 comments:
Now ain't that just the s@#t. LOL
2 OZ.
How about a wire brush to shove up her asshole.
I have a better gift set for her. http://geniusbeauty.com/tech-gadgets-women/golden-dildo-made-pleasure/
44 Mag.629 classic........said it best !
LOL, that seat's awesome Doc!! I'll throw in some pairs of white leather shoes for her monkeys ;-)
Thanks again Blythe, I'm off to celebrate the gift you were so kind enough to give us today.
Looking forward to the next one,
Silverstax
thanks alot Blythe you dike whore...you and your minions can eat shit...so can all the trolls eat it up, their shit platters.
How about a Pine Sol douche and a 10 mile hike?
Tag team mud wresting match with Janet Napolitano and Hillary Clinton?
I had a thought earlier today, kind of based on my 4 day hand to hand training last week at FrontSight. We had three attempts to hit PM prices. Once on Friday with 102 million oz
Then again on Monday with what seemed to be about an equal number of contracts. Today was 225,000,000 oz. They unloaded the whole tool box on us.
And they got about a $3 smack down in price. Nice try and if you just bought at $37 that stings. If you bought on the dip you feel pretty good. While the cartel is doing a victory lap dance around the office, we seek areas of weakness like any good fightere who took a solid punch. But this punch had no power, just a lot of noise
As I was going through the 4 day course, one thing that was stressed over and over. You take the hits and keep moving forward. Your Combat Mindset must be an absolute commitment. Without that commitment you just roll over and get hammered. That is the way street fights go down. Your life depends on staying in the fight.
In my mind I see this as a long term fight for our survival. We didn't want this fight. And we did not choose it. It was brought to us. So we have two choices. Cut and run, bloody and hurt, maybe not even surviving. Or we counter punch with everything in our tool box.
In hand to hand the two best tools are the jab and cross, followed up with a changeup, round house, upper cut or maybe an open hand to the hose or trachea strike (or my favorite, the hammer fist)
We got the jab on Friday and it got us talking like crazy. While we were talking about deflecting that jab, it bounced of and silver ticked higher.
The right cross came early this week. And it also bounced off. We got cocky but let our guard down.
Today was a sharp stiff upper cut. We were closing on our target and being in close, the upper cut was that one punch that worked close up.
And we got dinged. But did it do damage?
Nope. Because we know we were going to take some hits.
We are in this game for our lives, financial and economic, and we mean business.
The Cartel? Who knows why they are in the game.
Crooks are usually in it for the money and power. Let them think they have it.
We took this hit, bobbed and weaved a bit and now silver is sliding upwards while we look for weak areas, places where their guard is down and we attack once again, a full frontal flurry of punches.
This seems to make sense to me but I'm a pugnacious SOB and see most things in life as a fight.
got a linky for the seat? I want one of those.
Maddame Blythe. Do you have any idea how much you saved me on a monster box of Maples today? Thank you honey.
For an evil warlord, she's not bad looking...
Maybe she just can't help it. Totally 'educated' and probably even thinks she's saving the world from disorder. The alternative is that she is an elitist sociopath with contempt for everyone outside her stratum. Don't know her, myself.
How much acetone would it take to free all that junk?
Blythe - you nare a useless criminal compatriot - is $2 the best you could do. I was hping on at least $12. The more you can smash it down the more you sink JPM & the complot
Does Blythe have bodyguards?
I sure hope so because at the rate she's going she's digging her own grave.
Blythe answered my prayer.
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