Restoring Your Financial Health
Obama: "You're hoarding my gold Hugo and there are consequences." Hugo: "Who me? I would never do such an American thing".2 OZ.
3 years to live? Uhhhhh..I don't give you 24 hours unless you leave your gold right where it is.
AND YOU CALL ME A DICTATOR ?
You tell your little pip-squeek Timmy boy that we want our Gold out of New York now!
" my half black dick is bigger than your half black dick"said obumber the homo queer half nigger
"Hugo, so what if the bars are tungsten, some day tungsten will be more valuable than gold".
Chávez: "Touch my heart. It's pure gold in there!!"O'Bummer: "Touch mine, there is nothing there!!"
Chávez: "I have the oil and the gold"O'Blamo: "I have paper and guns"
Chávez: "I am a socialist"O'Bozo: "Me too!! OK, you win"
Obama and Chavez shake hands on their wife swapping agreement while others look on hornily.
A] "My gold bar is bigger than your gold bar!"B] "Whatever. [This knucklehead doesn't realize he's got the latest high-tech tungsten-core bars developed by our latest Acme Alchemy labs in DC.]"
Now I want to trade my Gold For Silver.
I'm instituting your model for authoritarian rule by decree comrade, but the Constitution is still held in high esteem by too many citizens of the state. Can you send a Czar for implemintation?
When dollar collapses, I will give you food. This is the least I can do for you in return of our gold.
Don't ignore me. I told you I want my gold.
"Nice rack, miss translator. Who is that man with the red tie, standing next to you?
I could have sworn we grew up in Kenya together
"I've got to hand it to you, Chavez. You are giving me a run for my gold, er money that is."Ordinary Joe
Chávez: Hey, Prez, How much gold will it take to buy New York City ?
Chávez: So nice to see you again King Obama....Is Fort Knox for sale ?
"Perdon Señor Oh-mama, I changed my mind. You are my new favorite dictator... Castro, Putin, Gaddafi?! All rookies."
"Presidente O'blunder, mi amigo el Señor Paul, not the McCartney one, is talking about a Re-love-ución"
Mr President, I hear we can make a lot of money in the trash business.......lets you and me start a company and call our business "Two Men and a Truck"
Chávez: Hey Bud, what do you have for sale ?POTUS: For 1000 oz of gold you got the White House......its a steal for that price......Ill throw in my wife if we can close the deal in 60 days
Oh God, you smell worse than sulfur.
I am a bigger communist then you.. No am a bigger Communist then you.. No I am ... NO I AM!Well I;m a bigger socialist then you,... No I am a bigger socilsit then you.. No I am!!! Well I got a bigger army then you! so I have all my gold!
Obama: Well Hugo, it seems our family trees coincide back in the days of Nazi Germany...Chavez: OMG, you mean we're related?
Frankly my dear, I just don't give a DAMN!
Funny thing happened. Oh, your going to laugh at this, Chev. It appears we shipped you the wrong gold. You got Great Britain's gold by mistake and their fleet is on it's way to Venezuela to get it all back.
POTUS: Hugo, I am going to give you a horse racing tipChávez: Great, I am just ready to place a betPOTUS: 999
POTUS: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"Chávez: Your crazy man
POTUS. Thanks for hookin me up Huggie.That's some crazy, good, shit man.Ha! War on drugs, my ass!Chavez No problemo B unit. There's ALOT more where that came from, Just deliver the bullion.Crazy Canuck
Racist remark aimed at Obama. Obama pretends not to hear it and calls him fat cause he eats too many BeAns.There is a fist fight that follows this picture, which has caused 27 cell phones and 7 camera's to be disposed.Back to business, crush US dollar and turn gold into the new currency. Of which, the US holds most of the worlds above ground hoards. Interesting setup, as even if they are not doing this on purpose (planningly) then they will simply be forced into it by all the problems that people can't 'see'"Soon, money will exit the room all at once into ounces and precious minerals stock."
obama with his eyes closed: hmm, are you cheech moran?...umm, zorro?....ummm, george lopez?chavez: no!no!, lemme give you a hint...i like gold, i like oil, and i hate you.
POTUS singing a song to HugoCrazyI'm crazy for feelin so lonelyI'm crazyCrazy for feelin so blueI knewYou'd love me as long as you wantedAnd then someday You'd leave me for somebody newI'm crazy for tryin And crazy for cryinAnd I crazy for lovin you
Two Rotten Tomatoes
Damn woman! Tell your daddy in the cheap suit and red tie we're not getting married. Michelle would bust me hard.2 OZ.
The Blues Brothers