Vote for the winner of the Vladinator Caption Contest!
1. "Hello, Chavez? It's Vlad. I wondered - those bars you had repatriated - did they rattle inside when you shook them?"
2. "Made in China"
- Obama Gaga
3. After years of secret training by the KGB, I can tell you that this bar is from Fort Knox and it is only tungsten.
4. As you can see, as a symbol of Russia's belief in hard assets, I have gilded my manhood in pure gold.
Vote in the comments field for your favorite Putin Gold Caption!