Vote for Your Favorite Putin Gold Caption!

There's absolutely no way The Doc can pick just a single winner  from the captions submitted for this one, so its up to the readers to pick their favorite caption from the finalists!

Vote for the winner of the Vladinator Caption Contest!

1. "Hello, Chavez? It's Vlad. I wondered - those bars you had repatriated - did they rattle inside when you shook them?"
-Anon
2.  "Made in China"
- Obama Gaga

3. After years of secret training by the KGB, I can tell you that this bar is from Fort Knox and it is only tungsten.
-Michael Brady

4. As you can see, as a symbol of Russia's belief in hard assets, I have gilded my manhood in pure gold.
-Anon

Vote in the comments field for your favorite Putin Gold Caption!