A reader submitted the following letter found in the comments section of Turd's site, and as we are still smiling nearly 10 minutes after reading, we felt our readers would enjoy it as well.
Check out the response from Cash4Gold after apparently someone sent in gold painted rocks 3 TIMES and requested payment from Cash4Gold of $1.4 Million.
Maybe for the next practical joke he should try gold painted tungsten.
P.S. This makes us want to prank JP Morgan.