The phone rings: It's Lord Aster Morgan Stanley Blackbeard the 911th"
Look you peasants get back to work... or we will arrest you all, put you in our gulag prisons and show you what real slavery is. Don't encourage this clown he's not going to help you when we come round and crack your head open like an egg! Go on off you go back to work, pack your kids off to fight in some desert like the plebians you are! Tell everyone how proud you are of them and how they gave their minds, bodies and souls for our warmongering overlords. MetaReaLizard
