Vote for Your Favorite Obama Screw Caption!

The Doc narrowed it down to 2 finalists, couldn't pick a winner for this one. Time for SD readers to vote for their favorite Obama 'screw' Caption!

We've found a way to find silver in SD reader's asses, Sir

-Agent Blonde

Mr President......my new invention is to be used by the TSA at airports to do a body search......

-Anonymous