Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Gold and Silver Take Off

Blythe:  Whoops! Sorry Mr. Dimon, I accidentally just hit the 'flash SMASH' button for gold and silver instead of for the DOW.  Um....what do I do now?
Jamie Dimon:  You *&@#*&* idiot! You just cost me a billion dollars! A billion! Thats more than my last yacht!  I'll be taking it out of your salary Blythe! 
Oh crap, I forgot...you don't make my kind of loot.  Hmm.... 
Guess you'll have to earn it for the next month.

Blythe "Fat Fingers" Gold?

In all seriousness, how exactly did the cartel just let gold vault $12 in seconds?