Saturday, May 14, 2011

IMF Head Arrested on Plane for Forcing Hotel Maid to Perform Oral Sex

Dominique Strauss-Kahn Fully Clothed
If you need any assurance that the elite think they are completely above common law, breaking news from the Post has provided it.

The IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn has just been arrested on his Paris-bound plane 2 minutes before take-off for forcing a NY hotel maid to give him head this morning.

The Post reports

"The trouble began around noon today, when a housekeeper entered Strauss-Kahn’s room at the Sofitel on West 44th Street.
Strauss-Kahn was in his bathroom, said sources. He emerged from the bathroom naked, said the sources, and grabbed her.
Then, Strauss-Kahn allegedly threw the housekeeper on the room’s bed and forced her to perform oral sex on him, said the sources.
Strauss-Kahn let the maid leave — and soon afterward, headed off to Kennedy Airport for his flight to Paris."
Strauss-Kahn's arrest forced a postponement of Sunday's meeting with German chancellor Angela Merkel.
We wonder whether The IMF head intended for the maid to be practice for tomorrow's Merkel liaison?

A billionaire such as DSK who could afford a top line call-girl of his choosing committing such an act is either the most short-sighted and idiotic action one could commit, or else the big boys had a falling out with Dominique at their NY meeting.
One thing is clear: by tomorrow there will be more "head" puns on the blogosphere than Tiger Woods' jokes.