Dominique Strauss-Kahn Fully Clothed |
The IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn has just been arrested on his Paris-bound plane 2 minutes before take-off for forcing a NY hotel maid to give him head this morning.
The Post reports
"The trouble began around noon today, when a housekeeper entered Strauss-Kahn’s room at the Sofitel on West 44th Street.
Strauss-Kahn was in his bathroom, said sources. He emerged from the bathroom naked, said the sources, and grabbed her.
Then, Strauss-Kahn allegedly threw the housekeeper on the room’s bed and forced her to perform oral sex on him, said the sources.
Strauss-Kahn let the maid leave — and soon afterward, headed off to Kennedy Airport for his flight to Paris."
Strauss-Kahn's arrest forced a postponement of Sunday's meeting with German chancellor Angela Merkel.
We wonder whether The IMF head intended for the maid to be practice for tomorrow's Merkel liaison?
A billionaire such as DSK who could afford a top line call-girl of his choosing committing such an act is either the most short-sighted and idiotic action one could commit, or else the big boys had a falling out with Dominique at their NY meeting.
One thing is clear: by tomorrow there will be more "head" puns on the blogosphere than Tiger Woods' jokes.