Friday, April 6, 2012

Caption Contest Friday!

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is how you start the proper bow down to the elite.

Anonymous said...

"You see... when you do the 'Scrooge McDuck' dive into youg gold pile you must put your hands out so you don't break your neck"

Anonymous said...

Oh..Oh...Oh..Blythe...You are doing a great JOB

Luigi said...

This is how many silver bars Blythe was discussing yesterday when she mentioned "significant" amounts in our vault. Yes, it WILL be significant.

Anonymous said...

Handcuffs?...ha ha ha check my CFR card, my kind don't go to jail.

Mammoth said...

Anon 1:18 p.m., you are right on target but wide of the mark.

"This is how the regulators bow down to me."

Anonymous said...

Yep, I literally swam UP Blythe's stretchy anus.

Anonymous said...

See I don't have any finger prints to leave behind on the crimes I have committed... Quick Corzine, to the fat mobile!!

Danno

Bill Clinton said...

"Look Ma.........I'm getting arthritis on my finger joints"

Anonymous said...

Clam down. I have lots of silver in my personal vault.

Anonymous said...

Just before I threatened Jon Corzine's life if he didn't send over the MF Global clients seg funds I made him give me the double seig heil sign like this!

Anonymous said...

"These wrists are bracelet proof".

Anonymous said...

Ya see, that`s where we keep client funds. It`s real secure. Shit, No, Wait, That`s my money too. Bring in the shoe box we keep client funds in.

Anonymous said...

"Oh damn! I broke a nail lifting that thilver bar! "

- runlevel

Anonymous said...

STAFF,DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE CFTC, THERE PAID OFF.KEEP IT GOING.
WE GOT THE SEC IN OUR POCKET TOO. NO ONE CAN TOUCH US.

Anonymous said...

...and, the other breast stroke...

Anonymous said...

"When preparing the deal; you must first; Part the muppets buttocks"

Anonymous said...

Abracadabra, allakazaam, I will vaporize your savings as fast as I can!

Silverstax

Anonymous said...

Stop right there........ I gotta know right now, before you go any further do ya love me? Will ya love me forever? Do ya need me? Will ya never leave me? Will ya give me your silver, take away my strife, give me your gold for rest of your life? Do ya love meeeeeeeeee?

2 OZS.

Anonymous said...

P.S. Courtesy of Meatloaf and sung to the tune of I can see paradise by the dashboard light.

2 OZ.

White Shoe Boys said...

Oh Blythe, Please release me, let me go
For I don't love you anymore
To waste our lives would be a sin
Release me and let me love again

Anonymous said...

"where is $50 ounce silver?"

Anonymous said...

Here is the church,
And here is the steeple,
Open the door and these are the sheeple!

Crazy Canuck

DragonSilverSky said...

Speaking in front of his elitist friends, banker colleagues, silver manipulators, Good ole Jimmy explains how to part the congress sea and walk into the land of the federal reserve....

Anonymous said...

Okay fellow bankers. When our rigged system implodes I suggest we all take headers into the pavement from the 30th floor using this technique. Who's with me?

Anonymous said...

Do these look like hands of a criminal? I moisturize in collodial silver daily!!

Easter Bunny said...

Atlanta Federal Prison Mug Shot

Rodney Dangerfield said...

OK white hats.......I surrender.........cuff me up

Winnie-the-Pooh said...

(Singing to Blythe)

Oh every time it rains
It rains pennies from heaven
Don't you know each cloud contains
Pennies from heaven
You'll find your fortune
Fallin' all over town
Be sure that your umbrella is upside down
Trade them for a package of sunshine and flowers
It you want the things you love
You must have showers
So when you hear it thunder
Don't run under a tree
There'll be pennies from heaven
For you and me

Anonymous said...

In the lower part of his right palm hand looks like a buttocks

Anonymous said...

That was a long time ago. I no longer perform with the Village People. No, really, I don`t.

Daffy Duck said...

Watch the silver dollar in the palm of my hand

now you see it..............now you don't

Anonymous said...

Crazy Cannuk,

I think you have the prize. 1 OZ. for Crazy.

2 OZ.

Anonymous said...

Yo, 99%. Talk to my hands!

Hulk Hogan said...

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Anonymous said...

Let the Red Sea part. I, and Blankfein, are doing God's work.

Anonymous said...

a love letter......

My dearest Blythe, Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one.

PS......keep manipulating the silver market my love

Anonymous said...

Now You See It, Now You Don't.

Darlene said...

Look! Its Good Friday and these hands have NO nails in them. These hands are working miracles on the dark side.

sierra_hpbt said...

this is how I do it.. spread them butt cheeks and ram it home..

Anonymous said...

I just flashed you a gang sign......Wow, am I cool or what

Anonymous said...

See! Gods work I'm doing! LIke this!!

BUT I think Crazy Cannuck has this one!!

Anonymous said...

please fella's don't put those cuffs on to tight I just gotta manicure

Anonymous said...

"Then Moses parted the waters to look for sunken treasure. And that is your Bible lesson for today."

Platanutre said...

"Hey Muppets!! This is the correct posture to warm up yourself when burning your last dollar bills"

Anonymous said...

no no THIS is the breast stroke. That's not the kind of strokin' I talking about.

Anonymous said...

I have nothing better to do this Tuesday morning.... so here is my caption, a few days late....

"see my fingers, can you count them? that is how many physical silvers we have in our vault"

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