Restoring Your Financial Health
(This should help with the evangelicals)
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ohhhh pleeeaaase god. I promise that if you get me out of this I will be a good little saint forever and ever.. Sierra
Oh yeah, and please don't let them take my Silver... Ahmen
"God bless Timmy, J P Morgan, Goldman Sachs, Bank of America and Lord please make them printing presses run faster".
If I look like I’m repenting maybe the sentence will be shorter.
Dear God, please give some nerd wisdom to create Printsomebucks4free-app for iPhone
Please oh PLEASE get me the fuck out of here!!! Let me try this... There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's NOO place like home! Damn it! Time for plan B... Where is that little slave boy Obama to carry my silver out...
Dear God, make me a birdSo I can fly far, far, far away.
I know that every fiat currency throughout history has failed but please Lord let mine be the exception.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray thee Lord my dollar to keep.
Dear lord, please help me be more like that Jason Hommel chappy.
"I feel horrible... I guess it's true, you can't eat federal reserve notes."
Can't remember where I hided my silver bars,... Lord help me
i got fissures,please help
Lord, please stay the economic collapse until my term is over
"Oh yeah, also, thank you my lord rothschild for a position of stature at the head table of the bilderberg group conferences. Forever and ever. amen."
Oooh the things I say to protect the IlluminatiJames B Canada
Singing.... Some day somebody's gonna make you want toTurn around and say goodbye Until then baby are you going to let themHold you down and make you cryDon't you know?Don't you know (no) things can change (no)Things'll go your wayIf you hold on for one more day
Please send the Wizard of Oz to save me !
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
"God, we are doing your work with the banks. Aren't we..?"
"`Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name,our kingdom is DONE!Our time on earth has come as it is in Europe.Give us today our daily bread, because we cant manufacture it ourselves,Forgive us our >$60 Trillion debts,as we also have forgiven our debtors over there in China.And lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from the evil one (Obama). '"(Bernank 1:1-12)-jv
"Please don't let these Depens fail when Ron Paul starts his questioning again...please?"
"I think I can, I know I can I think I can I know I can...."
"Please help me think of a catchy name for QE3".
Obama Gaga I don't want to go to bed with you.
"Oh Lord... Lord Keynes. We believe in your Holy Book, even though it doesn't make any sense."
" save me from the guillotine"
"Dear God, please forgive me for swiping that ounce of silver from the Morgue's vault the other day... I just wanted something real for a change. "-Cactusattackedus
Our master who art in Goldman.Blankfein be your name.Thy bonus come,thy will be done,in government as it is with bankers.Give us this day our daily gain,and inflate away our debts,as we enslave our debtors.And lead us not into bankruptcy,but deliver us with a bailout.For thine is the treasury,the house, and the senate,forever and ever.Goldman.
correction to the above ^ "via bailouts" fits better than "with a bailout".
Our master who art in Goldman.Blankfein be your name.Thy bonus come,thy will be done,in government as it is with bankers.Give us this day our daily gain,and inflate away our debts,as we enslave our debtors.And lead us not into bankruptcy,but deliver us via bailouts.For thine is the money,the wealth, and the power,forever and ever.Goldman.- corrected, admittedly I borrowed the last part from somewhere else so I'll change it to make it almost completely original at this point. No credit needed if I win.